Color catastrophe
Dear Miss Miner,
I can’t figure out what the best color is. What’s your favorite?
Sincerely,
Colorblind
Dear Colorblind,
There are just way too many colors in the world to have one favorite. Also, you don’t want to hurt the other color’s feelings by picking just one. Every color is equal, equally beautiful and equally vibrant. Except for brown mixed with yellow, that looks like crap, literally. Personally, I like blue because it reminds me of the deep ocean with the sparkling yellow sun touching its rolling waves. Green is also nice, for it reminds me of nature and that’s pretty neat. Orange and yellow remind me of oranges and bananas. Black reminds me of a beautiful stallion I once owned. And white reminds me of the kids at our school.
Sincerely,
Miss Miner





